You can't make this up...

"Back in mid-June, an overzealous mother from Baton Rouge, Louisiana named Jennifer Mayers tweeted an image of two ham sandwiches and captioned it "The reason I preach #Christianity. My daughters [sic] represent the right. Taylor Swift's vagina represents the left" -- ostensibly in response to Swift's quick rebound from her break-up with Calvin Harris with actor Tom Hiddleston."

A line of reasoning that is, obviously, very, very misguided, not only anatomically-speaking (newsflash: larger labias do not correlate to lots of sex, which you would've learned in sex ed), but in terms of its blatant slut-shaming rhetoric. Thankfully though, Mayers's tweet popped back onto Twitter's radar last week and subsequently launched the aptly-dubbed tag, #ifmyvaginawereasandwich.

Fonte: Paper Magazine

Ah, e o twitter até é gramaticalmente correcto: If it were!

The reason I preach #Christianity. My daughters represent the right. Taylor Swift's vagina represents the left. pic.twitter.com/4blQ5FrTJo

— Jennifer Mayers (@southern_mayers) June 16, 2016

#ifmyvaginawereasandwich it would be an ice cream sandwich cause all vulvas are sweet & cute & wonderful duh. pic.twitter.com/A1vbhpfQlZ

— Sophie Grosserode (@SoapyDenise) July 7, 2016

#IfMyVaginaWereASandwich pic.twitter.com/GmhD36VXwQ

— kaye toal (@ohkayewhatever) July 6, 2016