Banda Sonora Eleitoral: Parte I

A DdD soube de fonte segura que, para se preparar para os resultados das eleições e a nova Geringonça, Costinha, o nosso ilustre pseudo-PM, inspira-se em Bruno Mars e Silk Sonic para as conversas que terá com os restantes partidos minoritários após a saída dos resultados. Ao telefone, porque a pandemia assim o obriga, os líderes dos partidos-alvo podem contar com um discurso semelhante ao do tema "Leave the Door Open". Claro que o "girl" da letra aplica-se a todos porque estamos na era do MeToo e distinções de género sexual, assim como a prevalência exagerada de substantivos masculinos, são tão século XX.

Diz Costinha, barbeado, de robe e fofinho que nem um babyzinho, a beber um copinho de vinho -- ele só morde se quiserem porque a porta está sempre aberta:

Leave the Door Open -- Silk Sonic

Say baby, say baby, say baby

What you doin’? (What you doin’?)
Where you at? (Where you at?)
Oh, you got plans? (You got plans?)
Don’t say that (shut yo’ trap)

I’m sippin’ wine (sip, sip)
In a robe (drip, drip)
I look too good (look too good)
To be alone (woo-hoo)

My house clean (house clean)
My pool warm (pool warm)
Just shaved (smooth like a newborn)

We should be dancing, romancing, in the east wing
And the west wing of this mansion, what’s happenin’?

I ain’t playin’ no games
Every word that I say
Is coming straight from the heart
So if you tryna lay in these arms

I’ma leave the door open
(I’ma leave the door open)
I’ma leave the door open, girl
(I’ma leave the door open, hopin’)

That you feel the way I feel
And you want me like I want you tonight, baby
Tell me that you’re coming through

Ooh, you’re so sweet (so sweet)
So tight (so tight)
I won’t bite (uh-huh)
Unless you like (unless you like)

If you smoke (what you smoke?)
I got the haze (purple haze)
And if you’re hungry, girl I got filets (woo-hoo)

Ooh, baby, don’t keep me (waiting)
There’s so much love we could be making (shamone)

I’m talking kissing
Cuddling
Rose petals in the bathtub, girl, lets jump in
It’s bubblin’

I ain’t playin’ no games
Every word that I say
Is coming straight from the heart
So if you’re tryna lay in these arms

I’ma leave the door open
(I’ma leave the door open)
I’ma leave the door open, girl, mmm
(I’ma leave the door open, hopin’)

That you feel the way I feel
And you want me like I want you tonight, baby
Tell me that you’re coming through
(C’mon girl)